"GET HIM! KICK HIM!"
"SHUT EM DOWN MAN" "YOU AINT GOT NOTHIN" "YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! DON'T LET EM GET THE DROP ON YOU! " " CAN YOU BELIVE THIS BULL MAN!"
"If Sho ain't around folks might start taslkin man!" "Yeah! What the hell we gonna do now man! Without Sho' What do we do about the Kumite
"So! The pups have surfaced without their legendary kung fu pimp ha ha!"
"Yeah! Word around town is he got his ass handed to him by some glow freak!"
"We don't play by men's rules here!"
"Yeah save that jazz for someone who cares!"
"YOU GOT THIS! DON'T LET EM' DO YOU LIKE THAT COME-ON!!"
"YEAH! NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"
"The boss isn't gonna be happy about any of this! Everytime we come at the guy he uses that kung fu crap"
"He even shot Charlie and Jake in the hand with some friggin ninja dart!"
"The boss only wants to talk to you!
"Eddie sends his regards!"
PEOPLE ON THE STREET
"HAY YO LEROY! You The MAAAn Brotha!"
"Well looka here! it's the kung fu kid himself."
"Yeah! To take out SHO' You must be one bad brotha jack!"
"You a lucky brother too! Hear that bad assery got you hooked up with my Laura Charles"
"OH WOW MAN That was YOU!"
"I heard about this dude man" LEGENDARY!"
"Gone with yo bad self LEROY!"
"SHINE ON BROTHA!
ANGELA VIRACCO'S DIVAS
"Where you gon honey!
We got a video shoot coming up!
You know he looves you..
Do anything for you...uh huh!
Girl You know we got your back like a wet tshirt! and if you say the sparkle is over we will gladly hang up our headlights"
NINJA SHOE HOBO
"ooh! what you got! what you got!
oh let me see! This is nice!"
"a spatula can be as deadly as a sword and as sharp as a blade"
"You know red has always been my favorite color...it matches my eyes"
"Oh hi.. I found this and just wanted to say......Ahhhhhh!!!"
"You know who this is! He's the Beast! And He's the head Daimyo in line while Sho's MIA."
"There Ain't nobody runnin from nothin!
"Hold up! I got this one!"
"You know what this means right. We're headed to the undergrounds.
Last time wasn't so easy bro."
"I got this one! Watch me work."
"Look at this mess...How are we gonna get through all those fools?"
TUO THE BOUNCER
"I been there before brother."
"I met a beautiful woman at this very place...Took her out for dinner and a movie...and suddenly some clown gang busted in and took advantage of my drunken bravery. I lost my girl, my pride...and they pulled out my hair.
But sometimes you got to get down to look up.
"Don't worry about nothin! I've dealt with this type of mess before." Just tell your boys Don't get in my way, because I don't plan on playing fair"
"You said the guy was fast! You didn't say nothin about him getting all shiny on me!"
"I've never been afraid of no one! Especially not some glowing freak! Next round....I'LL RIP HIM TO SHREDS!!!"
"If it wasn't for you little punks I woulda FOLDED that lil chump like plywood!" "There won't be no next time! It's happening right now!" "
( iron foot )
"Sucka said I'd never use this leg again!"
"Now Jaku Jones is here to kick a mud whole in all ya'll asses!
"Still beautiful as ever...and more stunning by the minute!"
"heh.. Is that a way to treat an old friend?"
"Well that's why I'm here Laura...To apologize for being a jerk!" "i let my fame and career get in the way of what was most important to me..."
IN HONOR OF MY BROTHER!
"Your Self richious SHOGUN is no longer here!" Time has come to re rank the LiONS from the LEOPARDS!"
"WHo DEEEEARS not to bow before UUDANG! SHALL BE FORCED TO DO so! BY MY RATH!
"Come one Laura! Let's let bygones be bygones heh? Eddie's off my back and in the clink. Wadaya say Laura. Give me another chance. I'll run errands, i'll get coffee if I have to."
What happened here?..
You look gone with the wind honey! Literally! "
"Laura!...I only got 5 minutes to get you ghost pepper hot!"
"Ready for commercial"
"Laura that was amazing"
"Let's get you ready for your next set." "We got five minutes"
"Honey we got no time for this...
we go live in 20!"
"Yo man. What's the wrap on Laura Charles! ."
"She's Done For huh?..I Fell that!"
"You heard about the dude that won last year? They say he looks and moves just like MJ man!
Had the glove and all!
"No doubt he snubbed you on that one !" "There may be plenty of fish, but there's only one Laura Charles! ha ha"
"Yeah bro! That's a tough act to follow"
"That's That mon! and there ain't no coming back"
"There's two tings Brudda Simon don't do!...And one of dem is LIE!! No what im sayin"
"Ey mon! Don't ruffle ya feathers"